So. Sick. Of these celebrities being all cutesy about how they don’t need to do anything to look good.
At least Gwyneth admits she has to exercise like a fiend with Tracy Anderson in order to eat whatever she wants and “not even have to think about” her body.
When asked about plastic surgery, Demi Moore, in ELLE UK‘s May issue, says “I have had something done, but it’s not on my face.”
And then—and then!—she goes on to say that while she used to do obsessive sh*t like bike 35 miles before breakfast, now she eats pasta like a normal person. “The irony is that when I abandoned that desire to dominate my body, it actually became the body that I’d always wanted.”
They really want us to believe it’s all unicorns and rainbows, don’t they? Note to celebs: this is why we buy In Touch‘s biannual “Celebs With Cellulite” issue.