Tangerine-coloured Oompa Loompa skin.
Frosty lipstick and eyeshadow (and not in the shimmery Jessica Alba way).
Bargain-basement boob jobs.
Long, squarish, French manicured nails (ahem: the cool girls are wearing rounded half-moon manis right now).
Dye jobs that are either purple—or highlights that appear to have been achieved via a box of Jolen bleach (as in: stripey, orange and about the opposite of the tone-on-tone look I was talking up here).
SRSLY: There are just too many beauty crimes to even mention when it comes to the cast of Jersey Shore. And now, I don’t know whether to laugh or cry about the news that Snooki and Sammi Sweetheart are launching not just fragrances, but—in Snooki’s case—also beauty and personal care products. Keep reading »
